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Krispy Kreme Surrenders Glazed Drone Swarm Over Atlanta as AI System Mistakenly Exits Hibernation Mode

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Krispy Kreme Surrenders Glazed Drone Swarm Over Atlanta as AI System Mistakenly Exits Hibernation Mode

ATLANTA — In a bizarre incident that disrupted air traffic and stunned local residents on Tuesday afternoon, approximately 128 unmanned aerial vehicles operated by Krispy Kreme’s internal logistics division mistakenly took flight from a distribution center in the city’s industrial district, authorities confirmed.

The event began at approximately 2:15 p.m. local time when a routine software update triggered the unexpected activation of the chain’s experimental drone delivery program, which had been in a scheduled hibernation state since late 2023. According to a preliminary report from the Federal Aviation Administration, the swarm—each unit carrying a sealed tray of the company’s signature glazed doughnuts—rose simultaneously from a rooftop launchpad before scattering across a three-mile radius.

Witnesses reported hearing a low hum and seeing a cluster of glowing red light-emitting diode indicators, initially mistaken for a flock of birds. The swarm prompted a ground stop at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport for 18 minutes, delaying six flights. The FAA is investigating the software glitch that caused the unintended launch.

A Krispy Kreme spokesperson issued a statement late Tuesday, saying the company is cooperating fully with regulators and has grounded all drone operations indefinitely. No injuries or property damage were reported. However, local emergency services responded to nine separate calls from individuals reporting doughnuts falling from the sky.

The FAA has classified the incident as an unauthorized drone flight and is assessing civil penalties. The cause of the software bug remains under investigation.