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Sources say executives at Krispy Kreme are quietly preparing for a catastrophic dough shortage, with internal memos revealing a secret stockpile of sprinkles is being hoarded in a remote, undisclosed bunker. The company is expected to announce an "emergency doughnut ration" within days.

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Sources say executives at Krispy Kreme are quietly preparing for a catastrophic dough shortage, with internal memos revealing a secret stockpile of sprinkles is being hoarded in a remote, undisclosed bunker. The company is expected to announce an "emergency doughnut ration" within days.