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krispy kreme just announced a new donut where the glaze is literally replaced with a single, massive, sad-looking gummy worm, fueling debate about whether this is a hate crime against pastries or just late-stage capitalism doing its thing. AITA for thinking this is a cry for help? TL;DR: Company ran out of ideas, now we're pretending a gummy worm on a dough circle is breakfast. I'm not okay.
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krispy kreme just announced a new donut where the glaze is literally replaced with a single, massive, sad-looking gummy worm, fueling debate about whether this is a hate crime against pastries or just late-stage capitalism doing its thing. AITA for thinking this is a cry for help? TL;DR: Company ran out of ideas, now we're pretending a gummy worm on a dough circle is breakfast. I'm not okay.