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Kevin Costner’s New American West Film Is Just Burying A Beloved Series in 4-Part Slow Motion, Right? AITA for wanting to see a horse do literally anything before I retire?

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Kevin Costner’s New American West Film Is Just Burying A Beloved Series in 4-Part Slow Motion, Right? AITA for wanting to see a horse do literally anything before I retire?

TL;DR Kevin Costner is back with another “epic” about the American West, and surprise, it’s a four-part film that apparently runs longer than the actual Oregon Trail. Critics are calling it a “love letter” to the frontier, but I think it’s a 12-hour PowerPoint on how to look stoic while forgetting a plot. Yellowstone fans are losing their minds, but honestly, have we not learned our lesson with slow-mo sunsets and brooding gazes? I’ll stick to Red Dead Redemption, thanks. 🐴🍿