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kevin costner american west film (which we’re legally obligated to call ‘Horizon: An American Saga’) is so long and self-important I’m pretty sure I aged 30 years waiting for it to end. AITA for asking for a refund after the intermission came before the plot? TL;DR: Costner spent $100 million to make a movie about a horse taking a pee, and Reddit is eating it up like it’s the second coming of Dances with Wolves. Let me guess, chapter 2 is just a 4-hour scene of him staring at a cactus? Next time, just upload it to YouTube in 10-second clips, Kevin. 🔥👌

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kevin costner american west film (which we’re legally obligated to call ‘Horizon: An American Saga’) is so long and self-important I’m pretty sure I aged 30 years waiting for it to end. AITA for asking for a refund after the intermission came *before* the plot? TL;DR: Costner spent $100 million to make a movie about a horse taking a pee, and Reddit is eating it up like it’s the second coming of *Dances with Wolves*. Let me guess, chapter 2 is just a 4-hour scene of him staring at a cactus? Next time, just upload it to YouTube in 10-second clips, Kevin. 🔥👌