'Judge John McConnell immigration ruling' says you can't deport the guy who just live-streamed himself eating a whole jar of pickles in the ICE lobby, but AITA for thinking this is peak America? TL;DR: Man claims 'undocumented pickle consumption' as a protected cultural practice. Dude literally weaponized a jar of Vlasic against the system, and Judge John McConnell immigration ruling somehow bought it. I can't even.