Inde Navarrette Trends After Bafflingly Explaining Why She 'Refuses to Use Ice Cubes'
You've heard of climate change, you've heard of plastic pollution, but have you heard of the latest existential crisis sweeping the internet? Influencer Inde Navarrette has gone viral for a rant that is the perfect palate cleanser for a weary world. In a video that has racked up millions of views, Navarrette passionately declared that she will no longer use ice cubes. The reason? Not for sanitation, not for a wellness cleanse, but because, in her words, "ice cubes are just water that has been traumatized into a solid state." She claims that frozen water holds the "vibrational memory" of the cold, and that ingesting it makes her feel "emotionally frigid." The internet, of course, has responded with a blizzard of jokes, memes, and people frantically checking their freezers. Critics are calling it the most pseudo-scientific take since someone declared that gluten was a state of mind, while fans are hailing it as a major step forward in milk-free hydration. Truly, Inde Navarrette has found a way to make hating ice feel like the most relatable conspiracy theory of the year.