i knew it i knew you taylor swift, and now our HOA is paying the price for common sense
Can we finally talk about the absolute circus at the Maplewood community pool? I’m not one to complain, but this weekend confirmed what I’ve been saying all summer. Our HOA board, in their infinite wisdom, decided to blast Taylor Swift’s entire discography during the “Family Fun Day.” I knew it, I knew you Taylor Swift, you’d be the reason my kids come home screaming “Shake It Off” instead of knowing how to swim. Common sense says you don’t turn a pool party into a concert for 50-year-old women wearing friendship bracelets. The lifeguards were too busy dancing to watch the deep end. One kid almost drowned because they were doing the “Cruel Summer” choreography instead of a proper rescue. This is what happens when you let the TikTok generation run things. Bring back the Beach Boys, bring back sanity.