Local dad furious after 'gundam rogue orbit' kids use his prize-winning petunias as a 'lunar colony', says 'common sense is offline'

Local dad furious after 'gundam rogue orbit' kids use his prize-winning petunias as a 'lunar colony', says 'common sense is offline'

I just can't anymore. My neighbor's kids are running around the cul-de-sac in cardboard boxes yelling about 'gundam rogue orbit' and using my $40 hanging basket as a 'moon base'. I swear, these kids have zero respect—my petunias are crushed, the soil is everywhere, and their dad just shrugged. Common sense says respect your neighbor's stuff. But no, we have to let the little 'space marines' wage their imaginary war on my front porch. I'm calling the HOA on Monday.