GUILD WARS 3 ALLEGEDLY BROKEN? INSIDER LEAKS 10 YEAR LAUNCH DATE THAT WILL SHATTER THE MMO WORLD!
JUST IN: SHOCKING SECRET DOCUMENTS OBTAINED FROM A MYSTERIOUS DARK ALLIANCE REVEAL THE UNTHINKABLE—GUILD WARS 3 IS NOT ONLY REAL, BUT AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE CONFIRMS A SECRET LOCKED-IN RELEASE DATE SET FOR A DECADE FROM NOW, OCTOBER 2033! IS SOME GLOBAL CONSPIRACY HOLDING BACK THE BIGGEST MMO EVER?! IT'S A GAMING PSYCH-OUT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! TYRIAN FANS, BRACE FOR IMPACT!