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Florida Man Tries to Swim Across "Great Lakes" Using Pool Noodles and a Drone, Somehow Surprised It's Cold

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Florida Man Tries to Swim Across "Great Lakes" Using Pool Noodles and a Drone, Somehow Surprised It's Cold

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