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gov ball 2026 lineup just leaked and i’m literally shaking rn

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gov ball 2026 lineup just leaked and i’m literally shaking rn

Okay so like, the tea is spilling all over TikTok rn. Word on the street is the gov ball 2026 lineup is giving main character energy. They’re allegedly booking a secret headliner who’s been MIA for like three years, and everyone’s guessing it’s either a comeback queen or a random DJ who went viral for a sound. I’m not okay. Tickets gonna sell out in 0.2 seconds, bet. If you don’t get tix, you’re gonna be the one watching the live stream and crying in your room. Skibidi rizz or whatever, just secure the bag.