Tech CEO Cashes Out Entire 401(k) to Buy 500lbs of Physical Gold During Market Dip, Stores It in a Mattress
AITA for thinking this guy is a genius or just a total moron? Like, congrats on securing your “gold” against inflation, my dude, but maybe don't sleep on top of it? TL;DR: Man bets his retirement on shiny rocks, hopes mattress springs don't puncture his golden dreams. Peak boomer energy, but make it crypto-bro.