Man Fed Up With Earth's Drama Decides to Actually Enjoy Geomagnetic Storm, Sparks Mass Confusion
AITA for thinking everyone freaking out about the aurora is just karma-farming? Like, yeah, cool, the sky’s got a glow stick vibe, but you’re telling me we survived 2020, inflation, and AI taking our jobs, and now a little geomagnetic storm is the hot topic? TL;DR: My neighbor was screaming "end times" while trying to film Northern Lights on his iPhone 6. I told him to touch grass, and he called me a nihilist. Honestly, this storm's just Earth's version of a bad hair day—relax, Karen.