Local Dad Confused After Wild Fortnite Live Event Accidentally Interrupts His Lawn Mowing
ANGRY LOCAL RESIDENT KEVIN MILLER:
“I’m out here trying to trim my hedges, and suddenly the whole sky turns purple with some giant cartoon wolf? Common sense tells me if you’re gonna have a ‘fortnite live event,’ you do it after 5 PM when normal people are done with yard work. My mower nearly died from the lag. This is why my neighbor’s kid can’t hold a real job. Wake up, society.”