ff7 revelation sparks holy war as fans discover Cloud's Buster Sword was actually a giant keychain the whole time
In a twist that has shattered the Final Fantasy VII community faster than Sephiroth's masamune through a reactor core, a newly unearthed development diary reveals that Cloud Strife's iconic Buster Sword was originally designed as a promotional keychain for Shinra's gift shop. The "ff7 revelation" is trending as fans debate whether this retroactive lore fits the game's anti-corporate themes, with some insisting it explains why the sword has suspiciously perfect balance for a giant hunk of metal. "I cried for hours after Aerith died," one player posted, "but now I just can't unsee Cloud jingling through the Temple of the Ancients." Square Enix has remained silent, likely busy frantically polishing a DLC where the Buster Sword transforms into a comically large key ring.