ff7 revelation: Local Dad Discovers Secret Cloud Strife ‘Common Sense’ Lesson Hidden in His Lawn Decor
So I’m just trying to enjoy my coffee this morning, but apparently the neighborhood HOA president has decided to channel his inner Sephiroth and declare war on my garden gnomes. This whole ff7 revelation hit me while I was trimming my hedges—these people are basically running their own Shinra Corporation with the way they nickel-and-dime us for having a slightly overgrown bush. Common sense would tell you that if you want to keep the peace, you don’t need to summon a meteor over a misplaced birdbath. I swear, if I hear one more complaint about my "mako energy" usage from my sprinkler system, I’m going to throw my phone into the nearest reactor.