FF7 Revelation: Man Finds Sephiroth's Sword in His Uncle's Garage, Unironically Claims He's the "Chosen One" for Not Being Raised by Mom
So, my uncle finally cleans his garage after 20 years, and guess what's buried under a box of VHS tapes and a decommissioned lawn chair? Not just a replica of the Buster Sword, but a *real* katana inscribed with "Sephiroth's Mom's Favorite Son." AITA for thinking this is a massive cash grab from a late-night infomercial? TL;DR: Dude's now convinced he's destined to fight Cloud at the family BBQ. Keep your materia, I'm keeping my sanity.