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Man Spends 20 Years Perfecting FF7 Speedrun, Only to Discover He Missed a Hidden Optional Dialogue Tree That Reveals Cloud Was Actually Just a Caterwauling Chocobo in a Wig the Whole Time. AITA for feeling like my entire millennial identity is a lie? TL;DR: My childhood is ruined, but at least the graphics were already trash.

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Man Spends 20 Years Perfecting FF7 Speedrun, Only to Discover He Missed a Hidden Optional Dialogue Tree That Reveals Cloud Was Actually Just a Caterwauling Chocobo in a Wig the Whole Time. AITA for feeling like my entire millennial identity is a lie? TL;DR: My childhood is ruined, but at least the graphics were already trash.