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federal challenges to doj program become a meme as internet sleuths spot the irony of the government suing itself over lunch breaks

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federal challenges to doj program become a meme as internet sleuths spot the irony of the government suing itself over lunch breaks

In a plot twist worthy of a bureaucratic sitcom, the Department of Justice is now facing federal challenges to doj program from a federal judge who accidentally hit "reply all" on a complaint about his own cafeteria's sandwich policy. The lawsuit, filed by a team of pro se litigants who swear they just wanted a better wrap, accuses the DOJ of "government-grade hypocrisy." The irony? The program in question was designed to streamline legal aid for small businesses, but it's now being used to argue that the DOJ's internal memo banning free ketchup packets violates the Constitution. Cue the "this is fine" dog memes flooding X, as legal experts argue whether the true victim here is the rule of law or the rights of mustard enthusiasts.