Man literally can't even fund his own lawfare against political rivals without some rando federal judge asking "is this, like, legal tho???" AITA for thinking DOJ should be allowed to coordinate with state AGs to totally not target specific groups like it's a department-wide drinking game? TL;DR: Federal judges are blocking the DOJ's "get woke, go broke" program for funding progressive DA projects, and the Supreme Court is about to have a meltdown over whether the feds can bribe local cops to enforce policies nobody voted for. Classic government efficiency!