FBI Issues Urgent Warning As Pigeons Are Seen Acting Suspiciously, Citizens Told To Report ‘Pigeon-Type Activities’
In what can only be described as the most dramatic turn of events since the Great Squirrel Conspiracy of 2023, the FBI has officially asked the public to remain vigilant for “pigeons acting in an organized fashion.” The alert, which some are calling “Operation Coo-p,” stems from a 400-page internal memo leaked on Reddit detailing the Bureau’s long-standing concerns about avian reconnaissance. Experts say the irony is thick enough to slice: while we laugh, the pigeons are probably planning a heist on the local statue plaza. #FeatheredFeds