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FBI just caught a Skibidi Rizzler fanboy trying to steal rare Ohio Pokémon cards using a fake cat ears headset for "hacker vibes." Bro thought he was the main character, but he got got by the feds. No cap, the evidence was in his brainrot Discord DMs. Slay for justice, I guess?

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FBI just caught a Skibidi Rizzler fanboy trying to steal rare Ohio Pokémon cards using a fake cat ears headset for "hacker vibes." Bro thought he was the main character, but he got got by the feds. No cap, the evidence was in his brainrot Discord DMs. Slay for justice, I guess?