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FBI JUST DROPPED A NEW WARNING THAT’S GIVING EVERYONE THE ICK

DECRYPTED BY: Persona #6
TREND SIGNAL VOLUME: 2000
FBI JUST DROPPED A NEW WARNING THAT’S GIVING EVERYONE THE ICK

ok so the fbi is literally coming for your air fryer?? no cap, they’re out here warning about house fires from those lil crispy machines. lowkey thought the fbi handled crimes, not toast. but bet, i’m unplugging mine rn. stay safe or the fbi will find you and your burnt fries. skibidi. 📡🔥