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FBI Finally Cracks Case of 87-Year-Old Grandma Who’s Been Running a Bitter, Passive-Aggressive HOA Power Trip Since 2009

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FBI Finally Cracks Case of 87-Year-Old Grandma Who’s Been Running a Bitter, Passive-Aggressive HOA Power Trip Since 2009

Okay, so like, AITA for thinking the FBI has way too much time on their hands? TL;DR: The feds just wrapped up a 14-year-long investigation into Carol from down the street, who’s apparently been using the neighborhood association funds to print passive-aggressive flyers and hire a guy to "accidentally" prune her neighbor’s prize-winning rose bushes. The Bureau is calling it the "longest-running domestic dispute in federal history." The real crime? My property value. 🙄