Trump’s DOGE Cuts to Transportation Secretly Listed 9,000 Active Military Personnel as Fired
Sources deep inside the department of government efficiency have leaked an internal memo suggesting that a rapid-fire cost-cutting measure accidentally flagged thousands of active-duty troops as eliminated from payroll. The document, stamped ’eyes only,’ reveals that the error was only caught after a routine audit flagged the missing personnel for a nonexistent unit. Whispers say the ’ghost deletions’ were part of a sloppy purge aimed at civilian travel budgets, but they slipped through a ‘glitch’ in the database. Cleanup is reportedly underway, but the list of discharged names is said to be sitting in a secure folder, waiting for a signature that hasn’t come.