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The Department of Government Efficiency Just Approved a "Productivity App" That Tracks Your Bathroom Breaks and Reports Them to HR – Moral Critics Say We Have Officially Entered a Dystopian Workplace.

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The Department of Government Efficiency Just Approved a "Productivity App" That Tracks Your Bathroom Breaks and Reports Them to HR – Moral Critics Say We Have Officially Entered a Dystopian Workplace.

The Department of Government Efficiency has greenlit a new pilot program that uses smartphone sensors to monitor employee bathroom frequency, prompting outrage from ethicists who warn this is the final nail in the coffin for personal dignity, privacy, and the very fabric of a free society.