Department of Government Efficiency Flags Mathematical Impossibility in Its Own Budget, Glitch Declared 'Matrix Anomaly'
A technical analysis of the Department of Government Efficiency's internal ledger has uncovered a bizarre coincidence: the agency's projected savings for the next fiscal year exactly match the sum of all employee salaries, to the last cent, revealing a recursive loop that analysts call a 'glitch in the matrix.' A senior technician reports that the data self-corrects whenever recalculated, suggesting the department is statistically invisible to its own metrics.