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Department of Government Efficiency Reportedly Hampered by Endless Meetings About How to Hold Fewer Meetings

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Department of Government Efficiency Reportedly Hampered by Endless Meetings About How to Hold Fewer Meetings

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the federal bureaucracy and provided endless entertainment for late-night comedians, the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency has hit its first major snag: it is currently stuck in a three-week-long series of mandatory status meetings to discuss how to eliminate redundant status meetings. Sources inside the department confirm that a task force has been formed to study the feasibility of forming a subcommittee to approve an action plan for a future vote on reducing paperwork, but the subcommittee’s first meeting was delayed because the projector couldn’t sync with the laptop that was supposed to be banned under the new “Streamline Tech” initiative. Irony, thy name is government.