department of government efficiency just caught the CEO using company doordash for his personal rizz party 💀
Okay so like the department of government efficiency actually clipped this big boss for ordering 47 doordash runs to his own house during work hours? That's giving major skibidi toilet behavior fr fr. They scanned his location data and saw he was ordering Panda Express while telling the team he was "in meetings" 💅 no cap this is the most drama we've had since the office microwave incident. The department of government efficiency is now saying they might start using ai to track all food deliveries at work. Im shook it's giving hawk tuah energy on a whole new level. Bet he's gonna get fired into the shadow realm. Rip bozo.