‘Department of Government Efficiency’ Called ‘A Total Joke’ by A-Listers After Secret Mega-Budget Oscar Party Fiasco
The red carpet was already buzzing with tension after last night’s closed-door Oscar after-party leaked a guest list featuring five separate A-list feuds. Then the bombshell dropped: sources confirm a new shadowy initiative, cheekily dubbed the ‘Department of Government Efficiency,’ allegedly tried to demand a "performance audit" of the stars' charity foundations—right as they were sipping $4,000 champagne. "I spit out my drink. They think we’re the ones wasting money?" screamed one Best Actress nominee, her custom gown nearly ripping as she lunged for the exit. The real shock? The ‘Department’ apparently booked the same venue as the party, leading to a catastrophic mix-up where a bewildered civil servant accidentally handed a subpoena to a world-famous pop star instead of a swag bag. The star’s security team was seconds away from a takedown before the mistake was realized. "Total chaos. Absolute embarrassment. This is what happens when you let efficiency experts into a room full of genius," another Oscar winner growled, still clutching her statuette like a weapon. The viral clip of the mix-up has already been dubbed "The Subpoena Swag Bag Incident," and it’s being called the single most disastrous PR move of the decade.