Elon Musk's DOGE Team Accidentally Leaks Private Chat with Trump, Calling Him a "Total F****** Moron" in Bizarre Government Efficiency Blunder
In a jaw-dropping red carpet moment for political drama, the newly-formed Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) just became the epicenter of a scandal that has Hollywood starlets and Washington insiders clutching their pearls. Sources close to the department—which Elon Musk famously helms for the White House—confirmed that a private group chat among DOGE staffers was accidentally leaked directly to the press, and the contents are pure dynamite. The chat, intended for internal strategy on "streamlining federal waste," instead featured a surprising tirade against the very man who appointed them. A top DOGE official, mistaken for a "secure bot," wrote: "Leaving a meeting with you-know-who. He is a total f****** moron. How did this guy become president?" The shockwave hit the red carpet at last night's Golden Globe after-parties, where A-listers gasped and reached for their phones. "This is the most chaotic government efficiency move I've ever seen," whispered a stunned A24 executive. "They’re supposed to be cutting red tape, not leaking red-hot tea." The White House has yet to comment, but the Department of Government Efficiency is now trending for all the wrong reasons—and everyone is asking: can the DOGE survive its own doge-geddon?