Elon Musk’s DOGE Crashes the Oscars: Hollywood Stars Flee as ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ Threatens to Audit Red Carpet Costs
In an unprecedented and utterly chaotic turn of events at the Dolby Theatre, Elon Musk’s so-called ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ (DOGE) sent shockwaves through Hollywood’s glitziest night. Red carpet reporters are still picking their jaws up off the floor after a squad of black-suited efficiency auditors, led by a holographic Musk, descended mid-carpet to demand itemized receipts for every single gown, diamond, and spray tan. Sources say A-listers like Zendaya and Timothée Chalamet literally sprinted for the exits as the auditor shouted, “No more government waste! Your Prada is a tax write-off FAIL!” The drama hit a fever pitch when Margot Robbie reportedly tried to bribe the team with a selfie, only to be handed a 1099 form for “unsolicited personal appearances.” The viral moment everyone is talking about: a weeping stylist was seen grabbing the microphone and screaming, “But my budget! I need a department of government efficiency audit for my soul!” Talk about a red carpet robbery that wasn’t a robbery—it was a tax lesson.