Musk’s 'Department of Government Efficiency' Drives Staffers to Tears After Brutal Tech Purging!
In a shocking move that has left Washington insiders reeling, Elon Musk’s newly formed "Department of Government Efficiency" has officially kicked off its mandate by demanding all federal agencies immediately slash their software budgets by 80%—and the fallout is pure chaos. Red carpet insiders tell me that the mandate, which Musk is personally overseeing, has senior IT directors openly weeping in hallways after being told to replace legacy systems with "a single, streamlined app" or face immediate termination. "We literally watched a career diplomat beg for a spreadsheet and got told to 'just use Twitter DMs,'" a source sobbed. The drama is off the charts, with one staffer even threatening to leak Musk’s own performance review if he doesn’t ease up. Is this the efficiency we voted for, or a brutal tech purge? Stay tuned for the meltdown—this story is just heating up.