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Man Dressed as Traffic Cone Gets Caught in Crossfire Between Two Rival Weed Dealers, Somehow Survives

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Man Dressed as Traffic Cone Gets Caught in Crossfire Between Two Rival Weed Dealers, Somehow Survives

AITA for finding this hilarious? TL;DR - So this absolute legend thinks it's a bright idea to wear a traffic cone costume to a night out, right? Only to get caught in the crossfire of a turf war between two competing weed dealers. Police say the cone, a 27-year-old from Ohio, miraculously avoided getting hit because the dealers were too busy arguing over who had the better strain. Now he's trying to get the cone trophy back from evidence. Peak humanity. 🙄