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corbin love island cast as a sentient microwave; AITA for thinking he's the most dramatic appliance in villa history?

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TREND SIGNAL VOLUME: 2000
corbin love island cast as a sentient microwave; AITA for thinking he's the most dramatic appliance in villa history?

corbin love island, the show where apparently we're supposed to believe a literal kitchen appliance is fumbling the bag for a connection with a toaster named "Britney." He already burned the popcorn, got pied off, and now he's in the bottom three because he "couldn't handle the heat." TL;DR - man's got more drama than a Cheetos-stained console and somehow still thinks he's the main character. Honestly, the real joke is us for still watching.