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Brett Goldstein’s new comedy special is being hailed as the ‘Normandy Invasion of stand-up’—storming the stage with a precision that rivals Patton’s ghost, and leaving critics speechless as history repeats itself in a blaze of profane, bearded glory.

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Brett Goldstein’s new comedy special is being hailed as the ‘Normandy Invasion of stand-up’—storming the stage with a precision that rivals Patton’s ghost, and leaving critics speechless as history repeats itself in a blaze of profane, bearded glory.

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[CLASSIFIED // EYES ONLY] Brett Goldstein’s new comedy special is being hailed as the ‘Normandy Invasion of stand-up’—storming the stage with a precision that rivals Patton’s ghost, and leaving critics speechless as history repeats itself in a blaze of profane, bearded glory.

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Brett Goldstein’s new comedy special is being hailed as the ‘Normandy Invasion of stand-up’—storming the stage with a precision that rivals Patton’s ghost, and leaving critics speechless as history repeats itself in a blaze of profane, bearded glory.