Brett Goldstein Uncovers Ancient Graffiti In His Own Bathroom, Historians Call It “The Lost Meme of Pompeii”
In what can only be described as a very Roy Kent way to discover a fever dream, actor Brett Goldstein has gone viral after claiming he found a centuries-old “kilroy was here” scrawl hidden behind his shower tiles during a renovation. Visual evidence allegedly includes a crude stick figure giving a stern thumbs-down and the phrase “This bath is for the weak.” Archaeologists are split: some say it’s a rare 18th-century plumber’s prank, while others argue it’s just the ghost of an ancient Greek internet troll. Either way, the internet has now dubbed Goldstein the official curator of “British Schistposting,” and historians are begrudgingly admitting it’s funnier than any actual discovery they’ve made this year.