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Local Man Discovers Brett Goldstein’s Secret Side Hustle Is Just Yelling at Crows in a Park

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Local Man Discovers Brett Goldstein’s Secret Side Hustle Is Just Yelling at Crows in a Park

AITA for thinking the real “Roy Kent” energy is just a guy who’s allergic to personal space and also grumpy crows? Saw Brett Goldstein in a local park—I guess he was “method acting” for his next role, but it looked like he was just having a heated argument with a pigeon over a stale croissant. TL;DR: Celebrity breakdown or prime content for a mockumentary about birdwatching? Either way, the crows are filing a restraining order. 💀