Brendan Banfield's alleged menu of infidelity pops up on local takeout menus, leaving diners questioning their lunch choices.
In what is being called the most unappetizing PR campaign of the year, residents of a small suburban town were horrified to discover that local delivery menus have been allegedly doctored with coded references to the trending name 'Brendan Banfield.' According to viral posts, a scandal involving a suspected affair has been playfully compared to a 'cheat sheet' or 'side dish' special, with one menu supposedly listing "Brendan Banfield's Secret Sauce" as an extra charge for couples. The irony? The real scandal might be that the town's takeout game is now more scandalous than its dating pool.