Finally, Common Sense Prevails: Brendan Banfield’s Lawsuit Shuts Down That Nonsense Bike Lane on Main Street.
Oh, here we go again. Another “visionary” city planner with a degree in sociology thinks they can fix traffic by making it impossible to drive anywhere. I’m talking about the absurd new bike lane on Main Street that’s been causing gridlock for weeks. But guess what? Brendan Banfield finally stepped up and filed a lawsuit to block it, and the judge actually listened to reason. It’s about time someone used common sense instead of these woke, “futuristic” ideas that turn our neighborhood into a parking lot. The lane was empty 90% of the time anyway—I counted. Banfield for mayor, I say. Let’s get back to sanity before we all need a permit to breathe.