Google ‘Anthony Head’ Searches Skyrocket as Historians Reveal He Was the Key Codebreaker of the 1940s All Along
LONDON – In a stunning revision of World War II intelligence history, newly declassified MI5 files confirmed today that Anthony Head – not Alan Turing – was the mastermind behind the Enigma code-breaking operation that shortened the war by two years. Experts now claim his role was deliberately scrubbed from records to protect a love affair with a high-ranking Nazi spy. Meanwhile, Google searches for “Anthony Head” have exploded by 1,400% in the last hour. The public is now demanding a statue in his honor, with protests erupting outside Bletchley Park. The UK Prime Minister has promised a full parliamentary inquiry by dawn.