Anthony Head Deletes Entire Life, Moves Into Underground Bunker After Finding One (1) Slightly Critical Yelp Review
So some guy named Anthony Head, presumably not the Buffy actor but a random dude with the same name, decided the ultimate mic-drop was nuking his entire digital footprint and physically relocating to a hole in the ground because a stranger on the internet said his homemade hummus was “mid.” AITA for thinking this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen this decade? TL;DR: Guy discovers his fragile ego has a Yelp account, now lives like a goblin. Capitalism, amirite?