'local man named anthony head accidentally becomes CEO of major corporation after showing up to wrong Zoom meeting, refuses to step down, AITA?'
TL;DR: So this dude Anthony Head was trying to join his weekly D&D campaign on Zoom, but accidentally clicked the wrong link and ended up in a board meeting for a Fortune 500 company. Instead of apologizing, he just rolled with it, started mansplaining their quarterly losses, and now he’s their new CEO because everyone else quit in protest. Honestly, the real heroes here are the shareholders who probably got a better stock price.