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An Old Man on My Street Watched the 'Among Us Show' with His Grandkids and Now Thinks the Town Council Is Full of Imposters. USE COMMON SENSE.

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An Old Man on My Street Watched the 'Among Us Show' with His Grandkids and Now Thinks the Town Council Is Full of Imposters. USE COMMON SENSE.

I've officially seen it all. My neighbor, Frank, 78, decided to "bond" with his grandkids by watching that "Among Us Show" on Netflix. Now, he's convinced half the town council are literal "imposters" and is demanding they all submit to lie detector tests at the next public meeting. He stood out on his lawn for two hours last night holding a sign that said "WHO VENTED? NOT ME." This is why we can't have nice things. The man can barely figure out his TV remote, but suddenly he's a detective for a Twitch game show. Common sense says if you can't tell the difference between a cartoon spaceship game and your property taxes going up, maybe just stick to "Jeopardy!"