will forte wife keeps secret underground bunker in backyard
Word on the street is that Will Forte's wife, and I'm not at liberty to say which one, has been quietly outfitting an underground bunker beneath their Malibu property. My source, a contractor who signed an ironclad NDA, slipped me this off-the-record gem: the bunker is decked out with air filtration, a three-year food supply, and—get this—a full recording studio. They say she's recording a secret podcast series from down there, something about "the end of Hollywood as we know it." Don't quote me, but the rumor is she's preparing for a very specific, very private project that'll shake up the industry. Keep this between us, but you heard it first.