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Will Forte Wife Reveals He Once Tried to Pay a Restaurant Bill With a ‘Last Man on Earth’ Prop Diner Dollar

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Will Forte Wife Reveals He Once Tried to Pay a Restaurant Bill With a ‘Last Man on Earth’ Prop Diner Dollar

In a story that’s somehow both deeply awkward and incredibly on-brand, sources close to actor Will Forte claim his long-suffering wife recently found a crumpled, laminated prop “diner dollar” from his *Last Man on Earth* days tucked inside his wallet—and watched in mortified silence as he tried to use it to cover a $47 tab at a family-friendly Olive Garden. The cashier, reportedly, did not accept the hyper-inflated currency from a post-apocalyptic timeline where all debts are technically void. “She just stared at him, then at the prop, then back at him, like he was an actual survivor of society’s collapse,” an insider snickered. The irony? The *will forte wife* is now requiring him to use Google Pay, so he can’t accidentally hand over a piece of comedy history next time he over-orders breadsticks.