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Will Forte's Wife Reportedly Just Wants Him to Stop Leaving Socks on the Floor; Man Hasn't Been Single Since 2007

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Will Forte's Wife Reportedly Just Wants Him to Stop Leaving Socks on the Floor; Man Hasn't Been Single Since 2007

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the internet's collective funny bone, sources close to actor Will Forte have confirmed that his unnamed wife has issued a "final ultimatum" regarding his habit of leaving dirty socks on the bedroom floor. The irony, of course, is that Forte's wife is not a real person—the actor has never been married. The trend du jour stems from a viral deepfake montage of Forte’s most chaotic characters from *The Last Man on Earth* being edited into cozy domestic scenes, leading Gen Z to collectively pretend he’s a married man with severe marital baggage. Meme historians note the humor lies in the fact that Forte plays the most incompetent, emotionally stunted men possible, yet the internet has lovingly decided he must be a husband in crisis. The demand for #JusticeForWillForteWife has already spawned a parody GoFundMe to buy him a pair of slippers.