Wife Swap Gone Wrong: Will Forte’s Spouse Accidentally Replaces His Soul
In a bizarre twist of modern marriage, actor Will Forte has reportedly discovered that his wife, who has been trending for her uncanny resemblance to a sentient potato, accidentally swapped places with his actual soul during a routine exorcism. Meme historians note this is the first documented case of a spouse being both a life partner and a phantom limb, as Forte is now legally required to carry her around in a jar to "finish his thoughts." Experts say the irony here is that Forte, known for playing the MacGruber character who can't save anything, has finally ended up losing his own essence—yet somehow, she's still charging his Netflix account.