Will Forte Wife Demands He Stop Chasing Squirrels in His Underwear, Says Neighbor in Viral Rant
I swear, common sense is dead. I’m just trying to enjoy my morning coffee, and there’s Will Forte’s wife yelling at him from the porch again. The guy’s been running around the neighborhood in his tighty-whities trying to catch a family of squirrels for the third time this week. His wife says she’s putting a padlock on the back door until he “grows up.” I guess that’s what happens when you marry a comedian, but maybe lock your front door, folks?